Let me. Here are a few key things about my awesome weekend: First legit weekend away from the parents. Carpets in Hayward are waxy and bathroom floors are sticky. Clearly, they don’t enforce the “no-smoking” rule. People walk around the streets with bud and a jukebox. The streets are as bad as New York, the drivers are bad stereotypical Asian/California drivers. Security sucks, in a good way. Hobo’s love to hit on some Indian. Everyone’s high (: Flappy breasts and hard-core mosh. Five “Fingers” Death Punch was mesmerizing. I wish we had gone into the strip club, but I guess I’m also super glad I got to take a shower once we got back. Even though I knew I would still sick because of everyone’s body sweat in my mouth… Now that’s a good weekend.

Let me.

Here are a few key things about my awesome weekend:

  • First legit weekend away from the parents.
  • Carpets in Hayward are waxy and bathroom floors are sticky.
  • Clearly, they don’t enforce the “no-smoking” rule.
  • People walk around the streets with bud and a jukebox.
  • The streets are as bad as New York, the drivers are bad stereotypical Asian/California drivers.
  • Security sucks, in a good way.
  • Hobo’s love to hit on some Indian.
  • Everyone’s high (:
  • Flappy breasts and hard-core mosh.
  • Five “Fingers” Death Punch was mesmerizing.

I wish we had gone into the strip club, but I guess I’m also super glad I got to take a shower once we got back. Even though I knew I would still sick because of everyone’s body sweat in my mouth… Now that’s a good weekend.